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10.06.04
10:08AM
[mood: Disappointed] [craving: The gym!]
 OK enough from my previous torturing entry.. I started getting hate mail because of it telling me to either remove the pics or start shipping off cakes to people's houses.. lol I saw this in Shiokaze's journal.. and couldn't help but share it.. Its hilariously true! Ten things about Arab female and male singers: Female artists:1. You have no problem removing clothes, yet you'd rather die than remove your make up.
2. Who cares what you said in interviews? You're just there to conjure scandalous headlines so magazines can sell 3. Logically it couldn't be possible but yes, there are lower life forms than you - your fans 4. So when you wear that tiny tight dress in your video it's because your voice alone can't sell your albums, right? 5. Do as I say: Stand in the mirror and wave bye bye. Keep practicing - cause in a few years what you see will be gone and no one will be insterested in your old and saggy goods. 6. If number 5 made you panic just wait until you start looking like Sabah after all those plastic surgeries 7. That good looking guy in your video? YOU WISH! He's just there for the money. 8. I heard a couple of Digital Editing guys died from fatigue trying to airbrush you to look that good on TV 9. I'd invite you for dinner but I worry one of the two things might happen: a. You'd just sit and stare at the plate until "you feel full" then throw the scraps to our dog, I mean, your bodyguard b. You'd take the chance of being out of your personal trainer's site and eat me out house and home. 10. It's hard to tell who's who - all you bimbos look like cows to me.
Male artists: 1. That parade of cows dancing about your music video is the only reason your music sells. 2. Who cares how many girls you have lined in your music video - any loser can afford hook.. err. dancers these days. 3. You're not an artist - you just happen to be some guy with an acceptable voice who sings Royal and/or National verses while music is played for you, etc... 4. Speaking of lyrics, all you male artist sound the same, babbling the same old "love mantra" 5. Please spare me the sight of you in jeans or a suit - you look like you should be selling shawarmas or driving a rental limo. 6. If you're married, stop shooting flirtatious scenes with some bimbo in your music video and Thank God you have a wife who puts up with you, you pompous jerk 7. We know some men wear make-up before going on air. The scary thing is when you put on make-up and it shows 8. If you bad-mouth other artists, we know it's because you're unpopular and desperate for attention 9. What's with Edgeware Road? Lame-o! 10. Grow up and get a decent hair cut - you look like you're going through mid-life crisis. Oh, wait, you are going through midlife crisis.


I have been feeling disappointed lately.. but like they say.. the sun will still shine again tomorrow..
 Feeling blue..? Me too.. [Final whisper: New spotlight.. very very soon!]
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